The highly anticipated new Chick-fil-A sauce has been released, but not without its opponents. In a mostly welcomed surprise, Chick-fil-A…
Smoking healthy alternative to vaping
With new information emerging about vaping dangers, it’s time to return to the original cancer causer. With all the buzz…
Streaming service market remains unsaturated
You know what we really need? More subscription-based media services! Apple now has a streaming service called Apple TV+. Since…
Gen Z Knocks Down the Doorbell Industry
In yet another malicious effort, the Youths have replaced ringing doorbells with the barbaric practice of texting “here.” They’ve done…
ConnectTU: Big Brother or your new best friend?
Don’t listen to the critics: the ConnectTU app is a godsend in convenience. Since orientation week, the University of Tulsa…
Golden Hurricane loses game 28-7: TU fans rejoice!
Underdog Tulsa beats the odds and only loses football game by 21 points! The Tulsa Golden Hurricanes kicked off their…
Black hole manifests in US West washing machine
Maintenance called to repair a singularity that materialized in a TU student apartment. At approximately 0300 hours on Sunday, Sept.…
TU therapist shortage spurs spike in student self-help
Professional help unavailable, students turn to drastic physical change to help their mental health. As the school year starts to…
Amazon “fire” sets social media ablaze
War breaks out on the internet over whether or not the Amazon rainforest fire is fake news. In a stunning…
Letter from the propagandist
My dearest loyal subjects, It is my sad duty to inform you all that former Head Propagandist Madison Connell has…