President Trump’s Greenland tweet flexes the United States’s international muscles. On Aug. 19, President Trump’s desire to purchase the incorrectly…
TU founds e-sports team
The University of Tulsa consoles art students with promises of big e-sports wins. In these worrying times — with winds…
A guide to life in the new Professional Super College
Big changes are coming to TU; here’s how to fit in with your new college. On Thursday, Dr. Clancy announced…
Letter from the propagandist
To whom it may concern, I have served you well during my time as the head propagandist. After months of…
Artificial intelligence: now just for straight men
Meet Troy, the brand new mansplaining smart speaker, man’s best friend and wingman. After a long night of bar hopping,…
Inactive politicians thrown out of legislature
A quirk in the law gives citizens the power to kick out politicians who don’t serve the people. For once,…
1: Reduce stress by reducing classes
By consolidating majors into five categories, students can avoid the stress of planning courses. I know I’m not alone in…
#3: Decrease semester length by removing reading days
Procrastinate no more by killing dead days and taking finals immediately. Everyone knows about the Tuesday and Wednesday after the…
#4: Replace Goldie the golden retriever with Goldie the goldfish
You can’t pet this new pet ambassador. Goldie: golden retriever, certified good doggo and TU canine ambassador. But should she…