The wall is going to be “effective,” but not for the reasons Trump is promising. At long last, with a…
“Real Girls” campaign does not include real girls
A lingerie company boasting about their fight against gender expectations has skeletons in their closet. The battle for women’s body…
Ten normal things that mean you are dying
Hypochondriacs have the right idea: be wary of these 10 things that mean you’re a goner. With the flu season…
Trailblazing Clancy’s New Green Deal
The administration is working toward floating its own New Green Deal, and it’s a bit smokey. There have been whisperings…
Where is all this bigotry coming from?
Prejudice died decades ago, yet here we are, in the midst of a Racism Renaissance. Since everyone knows that racism…
SpongeBob escalates beef with Travis Scott
The Super Bowl sparked a battle between the famous rapper and the fictional character over who deserved to play the…
TU Copy-spiracy: where’s the money coming from?
Don’t believe the rumors. Don’t be spoon-fed lies. This is what really happened to TU Copy. It’s cold, but I’m…
5 songs that are definitely not about weed
People take things too literally these days. Just because lyrics say the word weed doesn’t mean the song is about…
Libertarian proposal: keep the government shut down
As the government finally reopens, a new group is calling for an indefinite shutdown. The longest government shutdown in history…
South finally learns what a condom is, lowers birth rate
The South discovered that teaching people is important and started with sex education, which lowered the national birth rate. As…