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Move aside Mary Berry, millennial cooking is here to stay. Since the millennials and gen Z’ers apparently exaggerate the financial…
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There’s one good thing to come out of the richest man in the world’s divorce, and that is a starring…
Special interests cut out the middle congressman
Due to a new quirk in the election fine print, special interest groups took the places of the representatives they…
The Friendlighting Game — are you mentally prepared?
A new trend sweeping TU’s campus includes a friendly dose of psychological abuse. Fueled by sleep deprivation, “friendlighting” is a…
5 more surprising things that millennials killed
Millennials are at it again, and you’ll never believe what they killed this time! Every time you look at a…
Local coffee roaster begins selling breast milk lattes
A groundbreaking local coffee shop receives praise for its innovative beverage choices. “The nutty notes of oat milk, the thick…
Presidential election: voting done right — Tinder style
You’ll never guess why the 2020 race will be more eventful and steamy than previous elections! After 231 years, the…
10 things to try this government shutdown
With the government closed, laws no longer apply. Take advantage with this list of things you’ve always wanted to do.…