#3: Decrease semester length by removing reading days
Procrastinate no more by killing dead days and taking finals immediately. Everyone knows about the Tuesday and Wednesday after the…
#4: Replace Goldie the golden retriever with Goldie the goldfish
You can’t pet this new pet ambassador. Goldie: golden retriever, certified good doggo and TU canine ambassador. But should she…
#5: Create more YA therapy groups
Head back to the excitement of your childhood by joining therapy groups based on popular dystopian YA novels. Let’s make…
#6: A plea to our construction overlords
Improve TU by keeping the aesthetically pleasing, prison-like pits around campus forever As anyone who has considered walking by frat…
#7: More computers, fewer printers, more chaos
The new proposed computer lab would contain a maze of computers with two printers on a pedestal in the middle.…
“Ye Olde” racism absent from historical store
People flock to this unique antique store that only sells progressive historical items. An antique store by the name of…
Drag race protest tries to sway campus minds
After a controversial rule outlawed drag racing and engine revving, people switched to a new form of protest. Let’s face…
Teacher shortage solved by turning to students
With teachers leaving the profession across the nation, local schools find an alternative way for students to get their education.…
Tulsa Driller sealed away for our safety
Oral Roberts clerics preserve Tulsa’s shrine to the oil business for another 1,000 years. The Demon Driller, after a difficult…