Head back to the excitement of your childhood by joining therapy groups based on popular dystopian YA novels. Let’s make…
#6: A plea to our construction overlords
Improve TU by keeping the aesthetically pleasing, prison-like pits around campus forever As anyone who has considered walking by frat…
#7: More computers, fewer printers, more chaos
The new proposed computer lab would contain a maze of computers with two printers on a pedestal in the middle.…
“Ye Olde” racism absent from historical store
People flock to this unique antique store that only sells progressive historical items. An antique store by the name of…
Drag race protest tries to sway campus minds
After a controversial rule outlawed drag racing and engine revving, people switched to a new form of protest. Let’s face…
Teacher shortage solved by turning to students
With teachers leaving the profession across the nation, local schools find an alternative way for students to get their education.…
Tulsa Driller sealed away for our safety
Oral Roberts clerics preserve Tulsa’s shrine to the oil business for another 1,000 years. The Demon Driller, after a difficult…
Disney Studios runs out of live actions and remakes, bankrupts
Disney’s new motto: original new ideas, who dat? I should have seen it coming. As evidenced by the new live…
Opinionated politicians team up, form punk rock band
After years of criticism, four female politicians reclaim their shrillness and monetize it. Although we’re only months into the new…
Siri 2.0: she’s back and thirstier than ever before
After years of sexual comments exchanged over iPhones, the AI finally adapted. For me, it started with a simple autocorrect.…