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#1: Get rid of The Collegian
The Collegian is a complete rag that needs to be driven off of this prestigious campus. First off, The Collegian…
#2: TU needs more websites
Everyone knows that the true sign of a good web presence is a large number of disparate, disconnected websites. TU…
#3: Don’t let students park in the lots they paid for … ever
TU is already doing an amazing job of making student parking more complicated than it needs to be, but with…
#4: Replace all grass on campus with $1 bills to reduce water usage
To conserve water, we should just replace grass with cash. Students have voiced their concerns for years now: our lawnspace…
#5: Replace ACAC with Caf 0.5
TU students are craving more food from the Caf and would much rather have a second Caf than ACAC. Almost…
#6: More 8 a.m. classes, maybe even 7 a.m.
An increase in the number of 8 a.m. classes students are required to take will improve the quality of lectures,…
#9: Make campus less accessible for all students
Students are far too free to just walk around campus willy-nilly. Here are nine ideas to prevent students from getting…
#7: Let’s take TU and push it somewhere else!
TU is a great school in maybe not the best location. Here are five locations where TU could thrive. Who…
#8: Make dining dollars great again
Dining dollars don’t have enough buying power, specifically buying power for prescription drugs. Since the beginning of dining dollars, students…