TU student Margret Carter got out of a speeding ticket by having a wheelie contest with the officer who pulled…
This man took away your healthcare, what happens next will warm your heart!
The lack of healthcare will have you literally dying. You break out in a cold sweat in the middle of…
On-campus speakeasy run by Campo
The more alcohol the better, say undercover Campus Security officers. All names have been changed to protect the identities and…
Trump bans “here’s how Bernie can still win” memes
In the wake of his divisive executive order, Trump himself could face jail time for making Bernie memes. “I’m not…
Trump and Kim Jong Un to settle differences in cage match
The two beloved politicians will settle their disputes like men next week. After much deliberation, world leaders have decided that…
Russian dopers caught curling
The elite junkies were seen illegally playing a sport. The Russian Doping Team found themselves amid Olympics-related controversy for the…
The Void presents: Sexy ways to die, rated
Let’s face it, death is hot. Our readers sent in ways of dying, and I, a person who is truly…
Former Trump aide indicted for Tupac’s murder
Head of Ukrainian Relations Sasha Popov now faces life in prison for crimes against hip hop. Sunday, March 4, special…
Trump blames deepfakes for all of ‘his’ inflammatory comments
The world feels sympathy for Trump, who says #MeToo when it comes to deepfakes. In the wake of the deepfake…
Art major tired of explaining what art is to ENS majors
State-Run writer presents her method for explaining art to engineering students. As someone who is bi-collegiate in the ENS and…