Dear State-Run citizens, I regret to inform you that the previous State-Run Media’s Head Propagandist, Adam Lux, is recently deceased.…
A wise fool’s guide for fresh faced froshes
Freshman advice for living with roommates, passing classes and staying healthy. Hello, new students of TU. I see you’ve picked…
Best places to have a mental breakdown on campus
Make the most of your time here with this breakdown of breakdown spots. As a college student, it is inevitable…
Letter from the Propagandist
Dear readers, Something is amiss. No, I’m not talking about the threat of nuclear war, or that personal privacy is…
Editor-in-Chief Guglielmetti wants pictures of the Spider-man
The newly hired leader of The Collegian threatens to fire his writers if images of a certain superhero aren’t on…
Tech CEOs compete to send Trump to space
The American people are ready to relive the ‘60’s arms race, with Bezos and Musk squabbling to launch the president…
State Run’s new social media transparent about sold info
The State-Run has vowed to remain clear on who we are selling out to. With the release of The State-Run…
I looked at the data FB has been collecting on me and apparently I’m dead
Facebook clues me into what I already know: I’m dead. Earlier this month, millions of Facebook users were left shocked…
Which tech CEO looks most like this piece of bread?
An objective report on the breadiness of each major tech CEO. 10. Coming in last place is Safra Catz, CEO…
IBM releases brain-eating drones, and that’s a good thing
The former tech giant accidentally reveals what it has been working on lately. In a stunning turn of events, International…