While SA was announcing the Springfest band, an asthma attack was misinterpreted as a call for the band “NEEDTOBREATHE.”
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Student tried “adulting,” can’t get business suit off
After an attempt to briefly “adult” to pay some bills, a student found himself unable to stop being responsible and…
A man’s advice for dealing with catcalls
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Katie keeps trying to force nickname
A TU student has come up with a new entry in a long line of nicknames that she insists her…
Hey ladies, you’ve got mansplaining all wrong
Women keep trying to talk about mansplaining, but there’s some stuff that they just don’t get. I, as a guy,…
Professor starts sweating profusely after joke about sleeping with student
TU professor Dr. Cochino acted strangely after a student made a joke in class about professors sleeping with students.
I want people to see me for who I really am, but also for my hot body
Local beefcake Jacob Lee complains about people not noticing his beauty.
Trump starts to build bridges, not walls
Trump has decided to start making concessions to those he considers his enemies; the first is a one-way highway into…
Student mutes group chat, misses founding of three nations
When a student put their phone down for fifteen minutes, they realized that the group chat had founded a full…