Professors have started throwing parties dedicated to reading their “Rate My Professors” profiles.
Just say no: how to not meet new people
A student has founded a new organization dedicated to helping other students avoid meeting people outside of their small group…
Mad prophet preaches about margarita machine at the Hut
A student has been spotted in ACAC preaching about the possibility of The Hut getting a margarita machine.
Valentine’s Day Special: [Your Name Here], will you marry me?
If you’re reading this, I am currently willing to marry you. Note that this offer is extended on a first-come,…
Heartwarming! Iranian student given extended family vacation
In an unexpected twist, a University of Tulsa student was granted an extended vacation by executive order of the Trump…
Clancy halts immigration from St. Louis
TU’s new Commander-in-Chief took a strong stance against President Trump’s executive order banning immigrants from certain countries and all refugees.…
Freshman starts sweating profusely after Campo knock
At 3 p.m. last Friday, someone sent an anonymous tip about a student, fresh-faced, ready for adventure and dressed in…
“Trump has gone too far this time,” says student who has politics on Facebook feed
In reference to the new President of the United States Donald J. Trump’s many controversial executive orders, local student Tyler…
Attacks on masculinity finally succeed, America feminized
The day after the inauguration of our 45th President of the United States, a large group of women gathered to…
The Void: What should I say to a grieving friend?
We’ve all been there. You’re minding your own business, ignoring the feelings of uselessness and mortal fear, when out of…