Local beefcake Jacob Lee complains about people not noticing his beauty.
Trump starts to build bridges, not walls
Trump has decided to start making concessions to those he considers his enemies; the first is a one-way highway into…
Student mutes group chat, misses founding of three nations
When a student put their phone down for fifteen minutes, they realized that the group chat had founded a full…
TREND ALERT: professors are trying this weird party trick
Professors have started throwing parties dedicated to reading their “Rate My Professors” profiles.
Just say no: how to not meet new people
A student has founded a new organization dedicated to helping other students avoid meeting people outside of their small group…
Mad prophet preaches about margarita machine at the Hut
A student has been spotted in ACAC preaching about the possibility of The Hut getting a margarita machine.
Valentine’s Day Special: [Your Name Here], will you marry me?
If you’re reading this, I am currently willing to marry you. Note that this offer is extended on a first-come,…
Heartwarming! Iranian student given extended family vacation
In an unexpected twist, a University of Tulsa student was granted an extended vacation by executive order of the Trump…
Clancy halts immigration from St. Louis
TU’s new Commander-in-Chief took a strong stance against President Trump’s executive order banning immigrants from certain countries and all refugees.…
Freshman starts sweating profusely after Campo knock
At 3 p.m. last Friday, someone sent an anonymous tip about a student, fresh-faced, ready for adventure and dressed in…