In a recent survey by the American Press Institute, only six percent of people have “a great deal of confidence”…
Professor fucking kills it with latest PowerPoint
Dr. Jennings of the Chemical Engineering department is quite proud of his latest PowerPoint, students say. Intrigued by the fascination…
Attacks on masculinity finally succeed, America feminized
The day after the inauguration of our 45th President of the United States, a large group of women gathered to…
A comprehensive list of ways to deal with Nazis
The incidents involving Richard Spencer and a few rogue fists have left many people wondering if punching a Nazi is…
Quiz: Can you pull off that scarf? (Probably not)
Question #1: How much do you want to stand out? A) I like to be excessive in everything I do.…
Trump defends size of inauguration crowd
On Friday, January 20, President-elect Donald J. Trump was sworn into the oval office. The following day, President Trump issued…
Trump arrives to trashed White House
On January 20 Donald Trump walked into the White House as the official sitting president. However, not everything was as…
Student leads protest from comfort of own home
Jonathan Withens, a senior gender studies major, led a protest against the Trump administration during the inauguration ceremony Saturday, all…
What kind of introvert are you?
1. You’re at a party, and you don’t know a lot of people there. What do you do? a) After…
Party animal deletes browser history after studying
Jack “Daniels” Beardman was seen last week quickly deleting his browser history after a harsh three hour-long study session. His…