At the beginning of this school year, the entire student body was excited for the new residence hall, Hardesty. But…
Hypnotist visits university, school spirit up 60 percent
On Sunday, October 18, a professional hypnotist was hired by the University of Tulsa administration to perform at the beginning…
Anthropology student finds skeleton inside herself
In an event that authorities can only describe as “creepy,” last Friday Jane Doe, a Junior majoring in anthropology, was…
Ghost complains millennials too self-absorbed, “impossible to scare”
A local TU ghost is starting a campaign aimed at creating jobs for him and his ghost-brethren within the local…
Enrollment in petroleum engineering program drops as oil prices decline
From a consumer standpoint, the recent drop in oil prices has been a blessing. The drop has also been a…
Reptilians reveal themselves to world, denounce claims that Trump is one of them
Last week, while billions were watching their TVs, computers, or mobile devices a strange broadcast cut in all over the…
Sentient alien hair frontrunner for Republican presidential nomination
Donald Trump’s campaign abruptly ended when it was discovered that the man, Donald Trump, does not even exist, but is…
Martian water stolen from California
New discoveries have pointed to the startling realization that Mars is stealing all of California’s water. Harold Oodmar, local water…
Faculty invents “super alcohol,” professors miss classes
In recent weeks it has become apparent that the chemistry department at TU knows how to party, but maybe a…
Wal-Mart and Target re-ignite war over Christmas decorations
Tensions have been escalating between two global superpowers, Target and Wal-Mart, throughout the ongoing “Christmas Tree Crisis.” Conflict on the…