The Golden Hurricane women’s volleyball team ended their season over Thanksgiving break, splitting their final four games and finishing with a 10–10 record in conference play and an overall record of 15–17. This ended their 10-year streak of 20 or more wins a season. The Golden Hurricane started their final stretch on the road at […]
The Golden Hurricane men’s basketball team is off to a 5–3 start to the season, which includes a few wins against strong teams. Up to this point, all of their games have been non-conference games. First on the schedule was Central Arkansas. As expected, the game didn’t pose too much of a threat to the […]
This season has started out rough for the Golden Hurricane women’s basketball team, who sit at 2–6 so far. Their first game brought Kansas State to the Reynolds Center. The Golden Hurricane had a balanced offensive attack, but couldn’t hold off the Wildcats. They dropped the game 75–67. In their second game, they travelled to […]
After a loss to the Navy Midshipmen, Tulsa sealed their bowl spot with a comeback win against Tulane. Navy’s triple option attack shined throughout the game, as they rushed for 457 yards and five touchdowns. By Tulsa’s standards, the offense struggled, picking up just over 350 total yards. Quarterback Dane Evans passed for 278 of […]
With the upcoming end of the semester, TU students recently enjoyed a week-long break to celebrate Thanksgiving. Over the course of the week, students took time off from their studies to relax and spend time with family and friends. However, one student is still reeling from the discovery that he is the family member that […]
In an email sent out over the weekend to TU students and faculty, President Upham announced that the university would begin to take corporate sponsors to renovate and develop campus facilities. Student health resources will now be sponsored by broadcast network The CW, beginning with a new mandatory sex-ed program titled Gossip Girl, Not Gonorrhea. […]
Not all good deeds go unpunished. Jim Nobell, a local resident and prominent online activist, has recently been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts towards thousands of causes. The State Run Media was granted an interview at his activist headquarters. Nobell explained how “everyday I get up excited to change the world so […]
Hey there everybody. It’s me, the Head Propagandist here at The State-Run Media. Now, I know what you’re all thinking — “What’s the situation with those guys who made you kill the former editor?” Well. Let me stop you right there. Don’t follow that thought with, “Weren’t you going to find them?” And certainly don’t […]