Volleyball ends season by splitting final four games

The Golden Hurricane women’s volleyball team ended their season over Thanksgiving break, splitting their final four games and finishing with a 10–10 record in conference play and an overall record of 15–17. This ended their 10-year streak of 20 or more wins a season. The Golden Hurricane started their final stretch on the road at […]

Women’s basketball has tough start to season

This season has started out rough for the Golden Hurricane women’s basketball team, who sit at 2–6 so far. Their first game brought Kansas State to the Reynolds Center. The Golden Hurricane had a balanced offensive attack, but couldn’t hold off the Wildcats. They dropped the game 75–67. In their second game, they travelled to […]

Football heading to Shreveport for Independence Bowl

After a loss to the Navy Midshipmen, Tulsa sealed their bowl spot with a comeback win against Tulane. Navy’s triple option attack shined throughout the game, as they rushed for 457 yards and five touchdowns. By Tulsa’s standards, the offense struggled, picking up just over 350 total yards. Quarterback Dane Evans passed for 278 of […]

New sexual health course based on relationships in Gossip Girl

In an email sent out over the weekend to TU students and faculty, President Upham announced that the university would begin to take corporate sponsors to renovate and develop campus facilities. Student health resources will now be sponsored by broadcast network The CW, beginning with a new mandatory sex-ed program titled Gossip Girl, Not Gonorrhea. […]

Local Internet activist to receive Nobel Peace Prize

Not all good deeds go unpunished. Jim Nobell, a local resident and prominent online activist, has recently been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts towards thousands of causes. The State Run Media was granted an interview at his activist headquarters. Nobell explained how “everyday I get up excited to change the world so […]

Letter from the propagandist

Hey there everybody. It’s me, the Head Propagandist here at The State-Run Media. Now, I know what you’re all thinking — “What’s the situation with those guys who made you kill the former editor?” Well. Let me stop you right there. Don’t follow that thought with, “Weren’t you going to find them?” And certainly don’t […]