Guess what? I’m doing it, and you can’t stop me! What are you going to do? Pry the Phantom of…
Fervent student backlash recounted
A student-led grassroots organization fought back against program cuts using chalk and democracy. As soon as TU’s administration released the…
TU Hurricane Spotlight: the vaguely threatening chalk messages around campus
At this point in the semester, things usually seem eerily quiet as the storm of finals draws nearer. Recently, however,…
Five tips to deal psychic damage to your local congressman
With finals season approaching, it’s best to know what petty actions you can take. American elected officials are ideally supposed…
TU’s Springfest headliner announced: your mom
Yes, you read correctly. Your mother will headline this year’s Springfest. Springfest is an incredibly important annual tradition on TU…
The English and Creative Writing Department moves buildings to downtown Tulsa’s abandoned Spaghetti Warehouse
TU surprised students and faculty with changing the center of this usually invisible department, and the consequences of this decision…
Senior reconciles with the passage of time after freshman tells them they don’t know about True Commitment
Realizing the True Commitment controversy occurred almost three years ago, TU senior enters a state of panic over how quickly…
Anglo-Saxton chieftain arrives at the University of Tulsa to choose a bride
Sent from a past we cannot conceptualize, this virile warrior seeks a fertile wench with whom he can birth powerful…
Top 5 opinions on the Ukraine invasion, according to the worst guy you know
It’s hard to know what to think about the Ukraine-Russia crisis, but don’t worry. The guy in your class whose…
Seeing campus cats temporarily allows woman to forget about the microplastics shuttling in her ovaries
You get your fix, and I get mine. Mind your business. A heartwarming tradition of the University of Tulsa is…