Aries (March 20-April 19th): This week your professor will cancel a class, but you will not see the email and…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): Your soul mate, as revealed by the heavens, is a Panasonic 2.2 cubic foot inverter microwave.…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): I’ll refund you for the hit you ordered on Zach Bryan. I must say, I really…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars dance across the sky in their cosmic riddle of movement, and in doing so…
Tulsa Celebrates Holey Week
Evidently, Catholic potholes encourage us to give up for Lent. Were you there when they crucified my tires? Such a…
Grass fire torches over 300 acres of Rogers County in under a day
Oklahoma National Guard and local fire departments worked together to contain the burn. On Sunday, March 22, the embers of…
Book Review: Still Lost: Tales from 2080
Sam A. Miller (AKA Sam O’Nella Academy) proves a skilled satirist in this debut of sci-fi short stories If you…
Man… another article?
Who even reads these anymore? Damn it. DAMN IT! I was having such a chill Friday night. I spent all…
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In lieu of Friday the 13th, this week’s fortunes take a terrifying turn — what murderous monster comes your way?…
TU’s Board of Trustees reveals new president will have skin, teeth
Historic statement marks most information ever disclosed at once on presidential search. In a shocking press release this Friday, the…