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Brad the Builder
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Brad the Builder

on 4 September 20233 September 2023

The move of Chick-fil-A happening before our very eyes has granted the students of our campus insight into how construction…

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Taylor Swift watches “21 Jump Street,” becomes antisemite
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Taylor Swift watches “21 Jump Street,” becomes antisemite

on 17 April 2023

Swift rebukes West’s response to Jonah Hill’s performance. 12-time Grammy-winning feminist icon, blue-eyed and blonde-haired legend Taylor Swift took a…

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TU headhunts Dick Cheney to lead new hunting department
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TU headhunts Dick Cheney to lead new hunting department

on 17 April 2023

Is the former vice president in the sights for TU’s scouting squad? Tulsa OK – Looking to innovate in fields…

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Point Counterpoint: Do not do your homework
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Point Counterpoint: Do not do your homework

on 10 April 2023

The kingly duo that rules The Collegian and the political science department answers the question plaguing colleges everywhere. Point (Kyle):…

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Horoscopes 4/10/2023 – 4/16/2023
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Horoscopes 4/10/2023 – 4/16/2023

on 10 April 2023

Expect a lucky week thanks to the Sun and Jupiter conjunction on the 11th! Aries, this is a very lucky…

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How I, our head satirist, have fared in my fight against admin
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How I, our head satirist, have fared in my fight against admin

on 3 April 2023

TU vs Kyle, the saga. Let us look back at our storied history of conflict. I know we have had…

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A letter to TU: where is Springfest?
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A letter to TU: where is Springfest?

on 3 April 2023

Confused alum looks for Springfest. Dear TU, Greetings. I am Harold Weiss. I am a proud TU alum and my…

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The Instagram ally’s manifesto
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The Instagram ally’s manifesto

on 27 March 202326 March 2023

As a male feminist, I know all the lyrics to “Put Your Records On” I am writing this to tell…

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Public execution for school teachers who teach about racism might be bad
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Public execution for school teachers who teach about racism might be bad

on 27 March 202326 March 2023

Politicians are tired of teachers blaming their white students for the racism of the past. The newest policy trend sweeping…

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Chemicals from Space?
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Chemicals from Space?

on 6 March 2023

Are aliens the root of all our problems? The sudden appearance of a so-called “weather balloon” being shot down has…

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