Satire

Call it the mid-semester blues or the yakarmic energies being strange because this week, attitudes were all over the place…

Aries (March 21-April 19): Love is a possibility this week. You have been out of action for a while now,…

Ah… Gossip. One of the driving forces of a young adult’s life. We’ve learned from our cringey “ask me anything”…

Why is everyone saying we lost? Were we all watching the same game? To begin with, I will concede that…

For the second time this academic year, students have had the privilege of receiving valet parking without even asking for…

After decades, Chick-fil-A is finally re-opening. Now what else are we still waiting on? The Chick-fil-A in the Allen Chapman…

Aries (March 21-April 19): This week, you will be tempted by the goddess Aphrodite. Unless you want to be embarrassed…

In true “I-will-peak-in-university” fashion, the second weekend of the academic year was jam-packed with events loaded with brewskis and omicron.…

Aries (March 21 – April 19): This week will mostly be filled with joy and hope for a better future.…

Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): You will be putting energy towards things that do not matter. Realize that nobody…