Holding the power button
While trying to replace her laptop, a TU student encountered a customer service representative who asked her to do some basic troubleshooting, like she’s some kind of idiot.
Appreciates fountain showers
We’ve been overlooking the most important element of our campus’ design – giant fountains that unexpectedly spray you with water.
Has had it up to here
We can improve TU by keeping our campus (my kitchen sink) clean.
Wrote this on a gold laptop
One thing that TU could improve is funding – specifically, giving more of it to student journalists, and asking fewer questions.
An inconsiderate TU student got the flu during midterms. State-Run reporters talked to the victim, her roommate.
While SA was announcing the Springfest band, an asthma attack was misinterpreted as a call for the band “NEEDTOBREATHE.”
Checker and balancer
Executive orders can be hard to understand; we liked them under Obama, but now we don’t like them? Here’s what you need to know about this mysterious presidential power.
Favorite suit: birthday
After an attempt to briefly “adult” to pay some bills, a student found himself unable to stop being responsible and generally mature.
After reading a series of articles where women gave advice on dealing with catcalling, we decided to switch it up and ask a man for a change.
A TU student has come up with a new entry in a long line of nicknames that she insists her friends learn.