Student asked to restart it, like she hadn’t tried that five times already

28 March 2017
Sam Beckmann, Holding the power button

While trying to replace her laptop, a TU student encountered a customer service representative who asked her to do some basic troubleshooting, like she’s some kind of idiot.

More fountains that spray you while you’re walking

28 March 2017
Amy Cairns, Appreciates fountain showers

We’ve been overlooking the most important element of our campus’ design – giant fountains that unexpectedly spray you with water.

Improve TU: Make my roommate stop leaving her dishes out, BECKY

28 March 2017
Hannah Kloppenburg, Has had it up to here

We can improve TU by keeping our campus (my kitchen sink) clean.

Improve TU: Fewer restrictions on funding for student journalism

28 March 2017
Sam Chott, Wrote this on a gold laptop

One thing that TU could improve is funding – specifically, giving more of it to student journalists, and asking fewer questions.

Student gets flu, doesn’t even consider roommate’s feelings

7 March 2017
Hannah Kloppenburg, Chugging Emergen-C

An inconsiderate TU student got the flu during midterms. State-Run reporters talked to the victim, her roommate.

SA misinterprets student, brings in NEEDTOBREATHE for Springfest

7 March 2017
Amy Cairns, Professional breather

While SA was announcing the Springfest band, an asthma attack was misinterpreted as a call for the band “NEEDTOBREATHE.”

Fast Facts: All you need to know about executive orders

7 March 2017
Sam Chott, Checker and balancer

Executive orders can be hard to understand; we liked them under Obama, but now we don’t like them? Here’s what you need to know about this mysterious presidential power.

Student tried “adulting,” can’t get business suit off

28 February 2017
Amy Cairns, Favorite suit: birthday

After an attempt to briefly “adult” to pay some bills, a student found himself unable to stop being responsible and generally mature.

A man’s advice for dealing with catcalls

28 February 2017
Adam Lux, Harassment expert

After reading a series of articles where women gave advice on dealing with catcalling, we decided to switch it up and ask a man for a change.

Katie keeps trying to force nickname

28 February 2017
Amy Cairns, aka AC$Money

A TU student has come up with a new entry in a long line of nicknames that she insists her friends learn.