Canned DOJ officials form boy band

The State-Run gives you the low-down on the three former Trump administrators who have recently been expressing their consternation to the public…through song.

Letter from the Propagandist

Hello, and welcome back students, faculty and any other slubs that read our prestigious publication. I hope you all had a tolerable summer and that none of your loved ones got disappeared. Alas, it is my morbid duty to inform the campus of the unfortunate end of the State-Run Media’s former Head Propagandist, Sam Chott. […]