So your friend just experienced a death of a family member or close friend. If you want to comfort them, but in a way that requires the least effort from you, the Void is here for you.
Doesn’t trust 94 percent of Americans
Efforts by the State-Run Media have paid off, and less than six percent of Americans actually trust “the media.”
Definitely a real journalist, not just an angry student
A professor recently gave a PowerPoint presentation which he self-reported to be “masterful,” and “a transcendental experience.”
After the Women’s March on Washington, masculinity is defeated, leaving the nation without manliness.
Wants to know if it’s cool to punch Nazi monkeys
After actual Nazi Richard Spencer was punched by a protester, State-Run archivists went through some of our nation’s greatest cinematic treasures for advice on Nazis.
Wears five scarves at once to assert his dominance
For generations people have wondered “Can I pull off this scarf?” and as long as I can remember I have been telling people what fashion trends they are unable to pull off. To save myself some time, I have created a quiz to enrich your life and make me feel better about myself. This will no doubt answer all your desperate questions about accessorizing with scarves.
President Trump defends his claims that news sources have lied about his inauguration attendance, saying that he’s only following his own precendent of exaggerating sizes.
After his inauguration, Trump arrived to a house full of empty beer cans and a passed-out Joe Biden.
Skyped into DC
Rather than joining a cold, boring protest, a TU student decided to spearhead a movement to protest Donald Trump’s inauguration entirely from his La-Z-Boy.
The kind of introvert that likes parties
It’s 2017 – by now, you know that you’re an introvert. Thanks to recent advances in personality quiz technology, “scientists” have identified up to 17 different classes of introvert, all of which are special in their own way. What kind of introvert are you?