#2: TU needs more websites

Everyone knows that the true sign of a good web presence is a large number of disparate, disconnected websites. TU could use some help in this department.

The University of Tulsa has a great variety of websites to service its students’ every wish, want and need. And while the current selection is incredibly useful, I sometimes feel like it not enough, that everyone could use a couple more URLs floating around the utulsa interwebs. I’ve taken it upon myself to compile a list, by no means exhaustive, of domains that TU should acquire immediately and put to good use.

The food here is great, but TU could really enhance the overall gastronomic experience with these sites:

www.IsTheLineForChickFilLaLongRightNow.utulsa.edu
www.CafQualityMeter.utulsa.edu
www.FreeFoodFinderToday.utulsa.edu
www.IsTheACACFinallyTheACACAgain.utulsa.edu
www.HowManyDaysCanISurviveOnJustBreakfastBars.utulsa.edu

But we don’t just go to TU to gain the freshman 15. Administration can really help alleviate the stress of school with these handy tools:

www.WatchYourStudentLoansAccumulateInRealTime.utulsa.edu
www.UnitentionallyPrintToARandomOnCampusPrinter.utulsa.edu
www.WhatWillThisDoToMyGPA.utulsa.edu
www.RateAwkwardProfJokes.utulsa.edu
www.PrivateCampusCryingSpots.utulsa.edu

I can’t justify these sites, not even to myself, but I also know that we desperately need them in our lives.

www.WhereIsTheNearestBidet.utulsa.edu
www.WhatsREALLYAtTheTopOfTheMcFarlinLibraryTower.utulsa.edu
www.Utulsa.utulsa.edu
www.CampusCatLocator.utulsa.edu
www.HelpIThinkMyRoommateIsInACultAndPlanningToSacrificeMeIKeepOnWakingUpToTheSoundOfABladeBeingSharpenedAndTheyAlwaysSmileReallyWideWhenIComeBackFromClassPleaseSomeoneHelp.utulsa.edu

And of course, none of these websites should be listed in an easily accessible location to ensure that only TU’s best and brightest can find and use them.

Post Author: Sara Serrano