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Horoscopes

on 29 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): As Saturn approaches, you must fight the growing urge to eat refrigerator magnets. Indeed, they would…

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Fisher Suites dissolves after humid spell
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Fisher Suites dissolves after humid spell

on 29 April 2026

HAZMAT teams work to remove biohazards from Gaming Living Learning Community ruins. On Sunday, April 26, following a hot and…

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TU’s 2026 Battle of the Bands lineup
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TU’s 2026 Battle of the Bands lineup

on 27 April 202627 April 2026

Meet this year’s contestants for the Golden Human Spleen! It’s that time of year again, when every student on TU’s…

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on 24 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): This week your professor will cancel a class, but you will not see the email and…

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on 13 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): Your soul mate, as revealed by the heavens, is a Panasonic 2.2 cubic foot inverter microwave.…

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on 6 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): I’ll refund you for the hit you ordered on Zach Bryan. I must say, I really…

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on 2 April 20262 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars dance across the sky in their cosmic riddle of movement, and in doing so…

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Tulsa Celebrates Holey Week
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Tulsa Celebrates Holey Week

on 2 April 2026

Evidently, Catholic potholes encourage us to give up for Lent. Were you there when they crucified my tires? Such a…

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Grass fire torches over 300 acres of Rogers County in under a day
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Grass fire torches over 300 acres of Rogers County in under a day

on 2 April 2026

Oklahoma National Guard and local fire departments worked together to contain the burn. On Sunday, March 22, the embers of…

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Book Review: Still Lost: Tales from 2080
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Book Review: Still Lost: Tales from 2080

on 11 March 202611 March 2026

Sam A. Miller (AKA Sam O’Nella Academy) proves a skilled satirist in this debut of sci-fi short stories If you…

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