Who even reads these anymore? Damn it. DAMN IT! I was having such a chill Friday night. I spent all…
Horoscopes
In lieu of Friday the 13th, this week’s fortunes take a terrifying turn — what murderous monster comes your way?…
TU’s Board of Trustees reveals new president will have skin, teeth
Historic statement marks most information ever disclosed at once on presidential search. In a shocking press release this Friday, the…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): The lunar cycle aligns with Saturn’s orbit. Try new things and push your comfort zone this…
Get to know a club: R.A.T.S
The Robotics Association of TU Students is looking for new members to work on current projects or start their own.…
SGA election results are in
President and VP-elects intend to focus on increasing senate efficiency with optimism about their fellow executives. After voting took place…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): Orion’s belt dips ever to the West, putting you in your masculine energy…. or am I…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): Yeah, yeah, my job is so easy, right? Well I don’t care, I still don’t want…
SGA’s annual sheep throwing competition cancelled
Due to pressure from animal rights groups, the student body president will be chosen via election this year. Since the…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars predict an important decision in your life this week. Your choice will determine whether…