Aries: “Who’s gooning to the green m&m,” “lol why does Tucker Carlson even care,” “who tf is attracted to an…
TU’s 2025 Battle of the Bands Lineup
Collegian Music Critic Aiden Hoogstra gives the inside scoop on this year’s artists. A highlight of the year for all…
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Aries: That’s it, Aries; the stars are fed up with your negative karma. As punishment, at some point in the…
Goldberg added to ‘secure’ White House group chat
Officials deny Atlantic Editor in Chief Jeffrey Goldberg’s claim about confidential information. The national security advisor of the United States…
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Aries: The sun is in retrograde. This is not so much an astrological omen as it is a real world…
DOGE Continues With Sweeping Budget Cuts So I Can’t Finish This Article
We saved TU nearly $20 on frivolities like ink and wages” touts Musk in an otherwise unintelligible X post The…
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Aries: I hear hurricanes blowing, I know the end is coming soon. I fear rivers overflowing; I hear the voice…
Federal government suspends funding
As a result of Trump’s slew executive orders, the Administration attempted to freeze payouts. On Tuesday, Jan. 28, President Donald…
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Aries: Welcome back to the horoscopes!! We’ve made some changes since last semester: as a result of a certain former…