Exciting new opportunities arise for female TU students who are sick of their overly-academic studies. Ladies! Have you had a…
Where have all the cats gone?
Campus cats mysteriously vanish around Collins Hall. We might be nearing the end of spooky season, but don’t get too…
Highlight reel from the VP’s visit to ORU
Mike Pence came to Tulsa to support Kevin Stitt and faced consequences from Oral Roberts himself With the 2018 midterm…
The spookiest haunted house on campus
Skip Tulsa’s highly commercialized haunted house scene and experience true terror right here at TU. Psycho Path? Nah. The Hex…
Millennials killing the institution of marriage
Old folks hate the youngins for ruining our country’s traditional marriage values. America is in grave danger. The pillars that…
Local McDonald’s remodels with fast-casual look
McDonald’s has a new look, fresh beef and some pretty futuristic technology in the works. I frequently drive by the…
Coke puts coke back in Coke
Nothing says Coca-Cola like cocaine! Coming soon to supermarket shelves near you, Coca-Cola has announced a new line of cocaine-infused…
Campo arrests student for phallic object
TU student 3D prints a mysterious device in Stephenson. A TU student has been arrested on suspicion of attempting to…
Student ID anointed with Holy Number
A TU student has come out in protest of what she calls a “cruel joke” against her. Freshman Renee Lorenz…
Great British Porno
The newest season of The Great British Baking Show piqued the interest of many top porn companies. Your bag of…
