My dearest loyal subjects, It is my sad duty to inform you all that former Head Propagandist Madison Connell has…
TU founds e-sports team
The University of Tulsa consoles art students with promises of big e-sports wins. In these worrying times — with winds…
Artificial intelligence: now just for straight men
Meet Troy, the brand new mansplaining smart speaker, man’s best friend and wingman. After a long night of bar hopping,…
1: Reduce stress by reducing classes
By consolidating majors into five categories, students can avoid the stress of planning courses. I know I’m not alone in…
#4: Replace Goldie the golden retriever with Goldie the goldfish
You can’t pet this new pet ambassador. Goldie: golden retriever, certified good doggo and TU canine ambassador. But should she…
Opinionated politicians team up, form punk rock band
After years of criticism, four female politicians reclaim their shrillness and monetize it. Although we’re only months into the new…
TU Copy-spiracy: where’s the money coming from?
Don’t believe the rumors. Don’t be spoon-fed lies. This is what really happened to TU Copy. It’s cold, but I’m…
Analog scooters scoot to popularity on campus
Students ride out the scooter phase the hipster way. Limes. Birds. Whatever model you prefer, there’s no denying the fact…
Three midterm madness results
Interesting developments in the midterm election results from last week, including a dead candidate winning and a gentlemen’s duel. The…
Cain’s Ballroom hosted rockin’ Halloween show
Despite sound issues, the event soldiered on to celebrate the spookiest holiday. While Wednesdays aren’t incredibly conducive to late-night spooks…
