Aries (March 21-April 19): Allergy season approacheth Aries. The trees covered in their beautiful yellow are blooming across campus, and…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Are you a psychopath, a cereal killer, or are you just really into post-modern art Aries.…
The Weekly Yak
It was a bad week for people who thought there would be something to look forward to last week. Personally,…
The Weekly Yak
In this week’s April Fool’s edition of The Weekly Yak, I just want to say the most foolish app update…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Embrace your inner rodent this week, Aries. You have both the physical and mental energy of…
Summer from Hell
Eighty degrees in February in Oklahoma. That’s bad. Can we admit that that’s bad? Most people consider February a winter…
Era of Prohibition
Events have been dry since that exposé last semester. In a plot twist of events, The University of Tulsa has…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): You are on fire this week Aries. No literally, watch out for spontaneously combusting, that’s generally…
Counterpoint: I hate cinnamon rolls
It’s fine if you like bland white people food. Just say that. When you wake up in the morning to…
Counterpoint: Cinnamon rolls are good
The earliest known cinnamon rolls originate from Ancient Egypt. Cinnamon was used in their embalming process, followed by wrapping the…