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Terrible things to come, but that’s always been the case. Aries (March 21-April 19): Don’t try the Sol burger until…
The next TU App still can’t compare to YikYak
YikYak told me to drop out. First they came for the SafeZone app, and I did not speak out –…
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Cut the cameras, our 1 hour of coming-of-age moment is over and, not for the first time, I wish the…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Allergy season approacheth Aries. The trees covered in their beautiful yellow are blooming across campus, and…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Are you a psychopath, a cereal killer, or are you just really into post-modern art Aries.…
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It was a bad week for people who thought there would be something to look forward to last week. Personally,…
The Weekly Yak
In this week’s April Fool’s edition of The Weekly Yak, I just want to say the most foolish app update…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Embrace your inner rodent this week, Aries. You have both the physical and mental energy of…