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I go to TU, of course I talk about missing community college all the time even though I begged on…

After a two-month hiatus and the emergence and dissipation of holiday cheer, The Collegian has returned along with The Weekly…

Aries (March 21-April 19): Ram your way back into therapy this week, please. While you were away from your therapist…

Students experienced a roller coaster of emotions Sunday evening into Monday morning as TU gaslit students into thinking they would…

Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): Strong chance of nuclear war tomorrow, so take action and build a bunker tonight…

A cold Friday night. Thousands of TU students, parents and fans are living it up and pretending that tomorrow’s disappointment…

For the last time this semester, welcome back to The Weekly Yak. It’s going to be a tough few weeks,…

Aries (March 21- April 19): Finals are gearing up and around the corner. Instead of going home and drinking your…

Fighting street crime the TU way, with chai and “Blank Space (Taylor’s Version)” blaring. It was a great week for…

Aries (March 21 to April 19) – Finishing your homework is fun and all, but you need a mental break.…