October has brought with it an onslaught of tragedies, from freshmen not expecting to need deodorant in autumn, to your…
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Aries: This Wednesday is set to be your lucky day! Unfortunately, in order to get there, you first have to…
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I believe in the great belief that “We Should All Know Less About Each Other.” In my headcanon these two…
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Aries: Good fortune will come your way if you start doing 20 crunches every day. If not good fortune, then…
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Aries: Wait, you actually play League of Legends, that’s crazy. You like clicking little guys on your computer screen don’t…
TU: Green Machine
In a stunning press conference taking place on Oct. 5 by The University of Tulsa, President Brad Carson announced major…
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The other day I walked past some freshmen pointing at The Weekly Yak and laughing together. They didn’t even know…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Sorry Aries, no horoscope this week, here’s a recipe for chicken noodle soup instead. So first…
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Men’s football team loses a tight game to a fleet of delivery robots in disguise Through a burgeoning romance with…
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It’s been a full week since Rush Week, and it’s clear that the only thing people have been rushing to…