Aries: Good fortune will come your way if you start doing 20 crunches every day. If not good fortune, then…
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Aries: Wait, you actually play League of Legends, that’s crazy. You like clicking little guys on your computer screen don’t…
TU: Green Machine
In a stunning press conference taking place on Oct. 5 by The University of Tulsa, President Brad Carson announced major…
The Weekly Yak
The other day I walked past some freshmen pointing at The Weekly Yak and laughing together. They didn’t even know…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Sorry Aries, no horoscope this week, here’s a recipe for chicken noodle soup instead. So first…
Fourth and Starship
Men’s football team loses a tight game to a fleet of delivery robots in disguise Through a burgeoning romance with…
The Weekly Yak
It’s been a full week since Rush Week, and it’s clear that the only thing people have been rushing to…
The Freshman Uprising: Are Upperclassmen Prepared?
What are they planning in the dorms they now control? COVID has not yet vanished from this campus, however, I…
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Aries– Aries, the idea that the answers will just come to you during the test is a lie and you…
The Weekly Yak
When the going gets tough, the tough go to Yik Yak to complain about it. This week we had the…