Jan. 7 4:20 a.m. University of Tulsa Campus Security Officers were dispatched to the roof of McFarlin Library to deal…
Ocasio-Cortez caught sinning in newest tweet
This newcomer to the political arena goes viral for all the wrong reasons. How will she recover? Newly elected and…
Move out of the way Ned, there’s a new survival guide in town.
College can be a confusing and emotionally-draining experience, especially for a freshman fresh from mommy and daddy’s nest. In the…
Betsy DeVos ends syllabus day
Our Secretary of Education decided to throw out syllabuses in favor of innovation. Throw away your syllabi. This is America,…
How to make Thanksgiving dinner the calmest ever
Don’t worry about upsetting the relatives again with these hot tips. Fall Break is right around the corner, and with…
Three midterm madness results
Interesting developments in the midterm election results from last week, including a dead candidate winning and a gentlemen’s duel. The…
Tinder Pay: for those who already use it for prostitution
Tinder creates a new pay feature, a hybrid of its current app, Uber and PayPal, where you can reimburse people…
Masterpiece or mockery?
After three weeks of appreciation, the legitimacy of the prestigious new TU exhibit comes into question. After the Alexander Hogue…
TU proposes MRS degree
Exciting new opportunities arise for female TU students who are sick of their overly-academic studies. Ladies! Have you had a…
Hand wavin’ heathen handcuffed
Foreign trucker breaks longstanding Oklahoma tradition and awaits trial. Rudy “Chad” McRoadhog, a trucker from Ohio, passed through Oklahoma last…