A TU student has recently become reacquainted with an old ‘friend’ with a wealth of prophetic advice.
World forgets threat of nuclear holocaust because OMG there’s going to be a new royal baby
Royal fetus saves humanity from nuclear war.
Lawn company hands out free .50Cal rifle with every cleared gutter
Local lawn service company, Cutting Edge, offers an anti-material sniper rifle with one of their lawncare packages.
How to prove you are the alpha male to your teachers
Assert your dominance by following the State-Run’s guide on how to be the alpha male in any classroom.
Canned DOJ officials form boy band
The State-Run gives you the low-down on the three former Trump administrators who have recently been expressing their consternation to…
Letter from the Propagandist
Hello, and welcome back students, faculty and any other slubs that read our prestigious publication. I hope you all had…
What upperclassmen are really saying (a guide to slang on campus)
State-Run writer Madison Connell compliles a guide of TU-specific nicknames and slang on campus.
How to write a Christian rock song in 5 easy steps
Former Christian rock performer Sam Harrell shares the biggest industry secrets for professional Christian rock musical composition.
Quiz: Can you be the State-Run Editor?
Take this fun quiz to figure out if you can be the State-Run Editor.
The State-Run Media’s guide to graduation
Not sure what to do at graduation? Amy Cairns gives you answers.