Indiana Governor Mike Pence, who is second in command of the Death Star, held a press conference today to shoot…
“Why does the media hate me?” Trump asks while strangling Bob Woodard
Trump has claimed to be the victim of a media bias against non-politicians running for president. When asked about this…
Supreme Court enjoys deadlock vacation
With the presidential election looming, The State-Run Media would like to take a minute and catch up with the Supreme…
Paul Ryan drops Trump “just in time” in obvious sequel hook
In what appears to be an obvious sequel hook for the 2020 election, Paul Ryan announced this past week he…
Trump’s debate coach revealed to be 13-year-old boy
While some haters have been spreading lies that future POTUS Donald Trump did not win the second presidential debate, most…
Talking with Tennyson: up-and-coming poets of music
On Wednesday of last week, the up-and-coming Canadian duo Tennyson opened for electronic band M83. The brother and sister duo…
Mike Pence worried he’s “in too deep”
A leaked audio recording posted by The Washington Post sheds new light onto the Trump-Pence campaign. Indiana Governor Mike Pence…
Leaked video shows Clinton demeaning men
In a video obtained by The Washington RePost last Friday, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is heard making vulgar comments…
Trump to kickstart economy by giving out small loans
Everyone knows Donald Trump is one of the wealthiest men in the U.S. today. Accusations have been made about how…
Voter registration guide (sponsored by the GOP)
Election season is quickly approaching, and still a lot of people haven’t registered to vote. To help out, we have…