A new company has achieved overnight success this past month. The company, called Box Box, is a monthly subscription based…
Facebook’s “register to vote” feature evolves
After their helpful reminders to register to vote became a success, Facebook decided to branch out into other helpful reminders…
Which Clinton scandal are you?
1) Your hair is trending well with moderate voters, but the alt-right thinks it’s too masculine and fringe groups on…
Occupy Gun Street fails to protest gun inequality
An unusual protest has been going unnoticed by most media sources. Formed in response to the fact that 50% of…
Student at $50,000 a year school can’t afford anything but ramen
A recent survey conducted on the student population revealed that over 57% of meals consumed during the school year cost…
Hillary Clinton reveals secret plan to get elected, then die
Americans were shocked at Hillary Clinton’s recent speech last Saturday in regard to her health. After announcing her plan to…
BREAKING: Student votes in SA Senate election
In an as-of-yet unconfirmed report, sources say that Jennifer Valdez, a freshman accounting major, cast a vote in the most…
Heartwarming! Students suggest different ways for professor to fix DVD player
Last week, a group of students banded together in a show of group problem-solving. As their professor struggled to make…
How to order a Pumpkin Spice Latte without being way too basic
It’s Pumpkin Spice Latte season again, and you know what that means! It’s that special time of the year where…
Chris Brown finally arrested for crime we’re comfortable condemning
Singer Chris Brown was recently arrested under suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon. Reports say that Brown pulled a…