Last Friday, the second season of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was released on Netflix. The comedy series focuses on a…
Letter from the propagandist
Dear reader, I am writing this letter, knowing it to be my last as Head Propagandist, and possibly my last…
Last-minute job fair brings hope to underachievers
At this point in the semester, most students have either lined up a summer job/internship or accepted the slow heat-death…
Pro-life group protests church, everyone soooooooo convinced
Every Sunday for a few weeks, pro-life protesters have been picketing outside of All Souls Unitarian Church, due to the…
Second semester senior has 2 weeks to get shit together
“It was probably the most terrifying moment of my life,” said Justine Wills, clutching a career fair pamphlet in his…
Springfest concert undergoes last-minute changes
Student Association’s annual Springfest concert is typically well-attended and well-received by students, and in addition, it brings good press to…
It’s official: I am the new Pokémon
To commemorate the franchise’s 20th anniversary this year, two new Pokémon games are scheduled to be released. While there hasn’t…
Ben Carson endorses Trump in accordance with Holy Bible
“Promising them freedom while they themselves are slaves of corruption; for by what a man is overcome, by this he…
Spring Breakers murdered in horror cabin
In an event that is honestly not even that shocking or newsworthy anymore, a group of TU students who were…
Springfest theme revealed at six-year-old’s birthday party
Last Monday, the theme for Student Association’s Springfest was revealed. There was a typical reveal party with free food and…