An unusual protest has been going unnoticed by most media sources. Formed in response to the fact that 50% of…
Student at $50,000 a year school can’t afford anything but ramen
A recent survey conducted on the student population revealed that over 57% of meals consumed during the school year cost…
Hillary Clinton reveals secret plan to get elected, then die
Americans were shocked at Hillary Clinton’s recent speech last Saturday in regard to her health. After announcing her plan to…
BREAKING: Student votes in SA Senate election
In an as-of-yet unconfirmed report, sources say that Jennifer Valdez, a freshman accounting major, cast a vote in the most…
Heartwarming! Students suggest different ways for professor to fix DVD player
Last week, a group of students banded together in a show of group problem-solving. As their professor struggled to make…
How to order a Pumpkin Spice Latte without being way too basic
It’s Pumpkin Spice Latte season again, and you know what that means! It’s that special time of the year where…
Chris Brown finally arrested for crime we’re comfortable condemning
Singer Chris Brown was recently arrested under suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon. Reports say that Brown pulled a…
Confused nation sends Oklahoma support after earthquake
The recent earthquake started a new wave of the popular Facebook trend of sending plenty of likes, kindhearted posts, and…
Brave student stops attending class after three weeks
A fearless student makes the decision many have wanted to make, but never felt they could, when she decided to…
Kooking Korner: Three Cheese Pasta Wrap in Garlic Sauce
1 package shrimp ramen noodles 3 slices american cheese, finely shredded 1 Papa John’s cheese pizza 2 cups garlic sauce,…