After the poorly conceived and recently defunct “Race Together” project, Starbucks has decided to roll out a new ad campaign,…
Improve the State-Run Media (like that’s even possible)
Dear SRM: You arrested my Uncle three weeks ago after his son posted dissenting posters in the town square. We…
Animatronic dinosaurs a bad idea
Dear Mr. Kastner (Chief Propagandist, our glorious leader, the new Zoroaster, etc.), I’m a long time reader of the State…
No Place for Racism in All White Fraternity
As with every SAE chapter, I had high expectations for OU’s SAE chapter, a chapter that according to one source…
Gabriel Garcia Marquez covers lunch at TU, sees some shit
When Conor Fellin was on his deathbed many years later, he would remember the day the phantoms came to ACAC.…
Van Lux takes impressionism to new heights
It seems as if TU’s campus has been blessed with a new titan of the art world in the form…
Men’s Rights Activist crafts masculine response to Vagina Monologues
In response to Friday’s performance of “The Vagina Monologues,” Gregory Hawthorne III has since written, produced, performed and reviewed his…
Human Sexuality class much less exciting than you would think
Sources confirmed last Thursday that SOC 2125, Sociology of Human Sexuality, is much less exciting than one would think. “I…
Announcement: Racism over
This week, I was doing some casual data mining to check up on the loyal citizens of the State-Run Media,…
TU administrators to put fingers in ears, sing until problems go away
This week, the State Run Media intercepted a memo from the administration on policies for handling cases of student complaint,…