In response to recent events, The university will be opening a new department focused on maintaining universal satisfaction among students.…
New utulsa.edu draws criticism from smug sophomore
The new Utulsa website has raised considerable controversy since launching on February 2. Critics have taken note of how, amongst…
“I misremembered being present at the 1921 Tulsa Race Riot”
Last week, when honoring the men and women who had to endure the horrors of the Tulsa Race Riots, I…
An open letter to TU’s administration
Well, here we are. The story of Trey Barnett’s suspension has gone to press, despite the best efforts of the…
TU student did not watch Super Bowl, wants you to know it
Last week, as the State-Run Media surveyed students on their Super Bowl opinions and expectations for the half-time show, this…
Gays secure human rights, conservatives scared
Citing victories in gay marriage, adoption laws and anti-discrimination legislation, groups around the country announced this week that they would…
Watermelons as the state vegetable? “Experts” deliberate
In 2007, Oklahoma declared watermelon to be the state vegetable. The decision was controversial to be sure, because although the…
Freshman expert on student life, little else
Having completed his first semester as a free-range, Taco Bell-fed college freshman, Billy Nash is now knowledgeable of all the…
Enterprising students exploit uninsured classmates
A week ago the University announced its decision to opt out of EMSAcare, which would have footed the bill for…
Paranoid student convinced roommate has been replaced
Many people claim that an experience abroad makes them into different people, but George Gillinson is convinced that in his…