Satire

I believe in the great belief that “We Should All Know Less About Each Other.” In my headcanon these two…

Aries: Good fortune will come your way if you start doing 20 crunches every day. If not good fortune, then…

Following what TU Campus Security described as the “brutal murder and dismemberment” of an electric scooter last week, new rules…

Midterms week? How about THESE YAKS WERE SO MID THIS WEEK? There was no flavor, no motivation, no inspiration, much…

Aries (March 21-April 19): Not a lot going on for you this week, Aries. Make sure you have all of…

With the recent (ish) completed construction of the computer lab, it has recently seen some serious action. Our secondary mascot…

Emergency repairs? Please. An email was sent out late Thursday evening informing students that Pat Case Dining Center will be…

You don’t need counseling, just take a mental health walk and be better. President Brad Carson announced the next big…

Refusing to perform for the Super Bowl Halftime show was not enough to keep Taylor Swift far away from the…