An increase in the number of 8 a.m. classes students are required to take will improve the quality of lectures,…
#9: Make campus less accessible for all students
Students are far too free to just walk around campus willy-nilly. Here are nine ideas to prevent students from getting…
#7: Let’s take TU and push it somewhere else!
TU is a great school in maybe not the best location. Here are five locations where TU could thrive. Who…
#8: Make dining dollars great again
Dining dollars don’t have enough buying power, specifically buying power for prescription drugs. Since the beginning of dining dollars, students…
TU student pulled over by Campo for speeding on wheelchair
TU student Margret Carter got out of a speeding ticket by having a wheelie contest with the officer who pulled…
This man took away your healthcare, what happens next will warm your heart!
The lack of healthcare will have you literally dying. You break out in a cold sweat in the middle of…
On-campus speakeasy run by Campo
The more alcohol the better, say undercover Campus Security officers. All names have been changed to protect the identities and…
Trump bans “here’s how Bernie can still win” memes
In the wake of his divisive executive order, Trump himself could face jail time for making Bernie memes. “I’m not…
Trump and Kim Jong Un to settle differences in cage match
The two beloved politicians will settle their disputes like men next week. After much deliberation, world leaders have decided that…
Russian dopers caught curling
The elite junkies were seen illegally playing a sport. The Russian Doping Team found themselves amid Olympics-related controversy for the…