Judges split between Saddam Hussein and classmate with stuffed nose. After a hotly contested competition, the judges of the Worst…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars foresee deception: do not trust the 60° weather you feel at 8 AM, it…
2025 Homecoming Bonfire to be cardboard cutout
Administration awaits students’ gratitude for selfless decision to promote safety and lower carbon emissions. This Saturday, Oct. 18, administration at…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars predict that your study abroad application will be… rejected! Apparently the astrologer working for…
The rapture for the Heavenly Basketball Tournament, recapped
TU student shocked to not be selected. Due to the turbulence in global politics, many missed the occasion, but the…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars see all comings and goings, and even they can’t tell you how that gecko…
TU reveals ‘new, improved’ Goldie
Administration rejoices over new cost-effective mascot. If you’ve paid attention to TU recently, you may have noticed a common outcry…
Mike Gundy seeks employment at Pat Case Dining Center
Former Oklahoma State head football coach ready for new career After a disheartening 19-12 loss to the Tulsa Golden Hurricane…
Appreciation for The Watering System
How Important are TU’s Sprinklers in the Maintenance Economy? If you ever take a walk at night, you’re bound to…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): As an astrologer, I listen to the stars. So if one blue, six-pointed star in particular…