The newly emboldened second semester freshman are way too confident in their ability to be successful in college to the annoyance to everyone else. As classes start back up a new breed of college student joins us: the second semester freshman. Because of these overconfident, self-concerned brats, upperclassmen are now terrified to hang out anywhere […]
Using the magic of musical snobbery, one local man was able to cure his superiority complex. A small miracle occurred last week when local TU douche-canoe Chaz Cardwick was transformed into a lovable, accepting guy due to one small act. Cardwick is known for being “knowledgeable about music” or, in layman’s terms, he only likes […]
Amidst complaints, pre-sketching rises to become the hottest new accompaniment to CAD. Anyone who has stepped into one of the many computer labs on campus to do some work or look at memes has probably encountered a screen smudged in pencil and/or eraser marks. This may inspire annoyance and confusion in some, but you really […]
A few self-proclaimed “fmale feminists” are facing opposition in SA against starting their new feminist-focused anime club Recently, SA was forced to not charter a club. The group, headed by Joseph Worlock, was an anime-inspired male feminist club and encountered heat from SA about their true intentions. Worlock begun the club with his two friends, […]
As enrollment begins, a TU student and several faculty members have weighed in on the process that often results in students inadvertently running a marathon. Panting furiously and covered in sweat stains, local TU student Jeremy Lewis eagerly stated that he hopefully only has another five or so miles to go before finishing his enrollment. […]
In light of friends’ experiences with her boyfriend, Amanda Smith almost realizes that just because someone calls himself an equalist doesn’t make him a nice guy. Amanda Smith, a sophomore chemical engineering student at the University of Tulsa, broke down in tears Wednesday after returning from the mall. Her boyfriend of three weeks, Brad Donald, […]
Have TU’s sexual assault prevention efforts gone too far?: Have TU’s sexual assault prevention efforts gone too far?
Students complain that all this interest in preventing sexual violence is really bumming them out. Many students are applauding the University of Tulsa’s recent efforts renewing their commitment to sexual assault prevention. However, several young men on campus have complained that the revamped policies are discriminatory and severally interfere with their collegiate learning experience. Hugo […]
A student is being held in McFarlin tower after attempting to get hit by a university golf cart to avoid tuition.
What’s even scarier than ghosts, zombies and axe murderers? Responsibility! So for those of you who are just now getting those Halloween costumes, we got you covered.
Jericho Offer and Virginia Panna explain the true reason they’re in such a hurry to get married.