While SA was announcing the Springfest band, an asthma attack was misinterpreted as a call for the band “NEEDTOBREATHE.”
Executive orders can be hard to understand; we liked them under Obama, but now we don’t like them? Here’s what you need to know about this mysterious presidential power.
After an attempt to briefly “adult” to pay some bills, a student found himself unable to stop being responsible and generally mature.
After reading a series of articles where women gave advice on dealing with catcalling, we decided to switch it up and ask a man for a change.
A TU student has come up with a new entry in a long line of nicknames that she insists her friends learn.
Women keep trying to talk about mansplaining, but there’s some stuff that they just don’t get. I, as a guy, can tell you all about it.
TU professor Dr. Cochino acted strangely after a student made a joke in class about professors sleeping with students.
Local beefcake Jacob Lee complains about people not noticing his beauty.
Trump has decided to start making concessions to those he considers his enemies; the first is a one-way highway into Mexico.
When a student put their phone down for fifteen minutes, they realized that the group chat had founded a full three independent nations.