_______________ introduces new ____________ -ridden mattresses The price of _______ makes up a large amount of both _______ and ______…
Lawmakers introduce very similar bills in long-standing one-upmanship contest
Last week in an unprecedented turn of events, two Oklahoma representatives proposed nearly identical bills, refusing to compromise one for…
The State-Run Media reviews: Monday Collegian meetings
I recently attended the weekly Collegian meeting, which takes place at 5 p.m. in Oliphant hall every Monday, to bring…
Letter from the Propagandist
Has anyone ever noticed how scary Oliphant is when the lights are out? Maybe it’s because I’m being held here…
Star Wars: The Force Awakens brings new life to franchise
Sitting in a theater for the premiere of a movie is an electrifying feeling. As I waited for Star Wars:…
Love letter to the three-day weekend
Oh first week three-day weekend, I repent for those years that I wished you had come at another time. I…
Student returning home for the holidays discovers that he is the “weird” relative
With the upcoming end of the semester, TU students recently enjoyed a week-long break to celebrate Thanksgiving. Over the course…
New sexual health course based on relationships in Gossip Girl
In an email sent out over the weekend to TU students and faculty, President Upham announced that the university would…
Local Internet activist to receive Nobel Peace Prize
Not all good deeds go unpunished. Jim Nobell, a local resident and prominent online activist, has recently been awarded the…
Letter from the propagandist
Hey there everybody. It’s me, the Head Propagandist here at The State-Run Media. Now, I know what you’re all thinking…