This week, the State Run Media intercepted a memo from the administration on policies for handling cases of student complaint,…
Texas annexes Oklahoma Panhandle, claims to protect ethnic Texans
Monday saw Texas Governor Rick Perry announce the annexation of the Oklahoma Panhandle. “In our hearts, we know that the…
TU hipsters migrate to more obscure ORU
A strange transition has been underway these past few weeks at the University of Tulsa. As the story about the…
Sci-Fi fan fails physics
Sci-fi fan Mal Jayne was surprised last semester after continuously receiving poor grades in his Physics I course. Jayne, who…
Announcement: Department of Quality Assurance
In response to recent events, The university will be opening a new department focused on maintaining universal satisfaction among students.…
New utulsa.edu draws criticism from smug sophomore
The new Utulsa website has raised considerable controversy since launching on February 2. Critics have taken note of how, amongst…
“I misremembered being present at the 1921 Tulsa Race Riot”
Last week, when honoring the men and women who had to endure the horrors of the Tulsa Race Riots, I…
An open letter to TU’s administration
Well, here we are. The story of Trey Barnett’s suspension has gone to press, despite the best efforts of the…
TU student did not watch Super Bowl, wants you to know it
Last week, as the State-Run Media surveyed students on their Super Bowl opinions and expectations for the half-time show, this…
Gays secure human rights, conservatives scared
Citing victories in gay marriage, adoption laws and anti-discrimination legislation, groups around the country announced this week that they would…