Aries (March 21-April 19): Ram your way back into therapy this week, please. While you were away from your therapist over this break, you really got attached to “I’m a raging narcissist, I don’t need therapy.” Taurus (April 20-May 20): Have a great week. You’ve had a rough go of things, so check in on […]
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): Strong chance of nuclear war tomorrow, so take action and build a bunker tonight to protect yourself. Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20): Strong chance of nuclear war tomorrow, make sure you don’t leave your sink on when you go to class this week, it won’t be nearly as […]
Aries (March 21- April 19): Finals are gearing up and around the corner. Instead of going home and drinking your sorrows away for all of your fall break, you should focus on getting started on that semester long paper you gave yourself one week to do. It won’t write itself. Taurus (April 20- May 20): […]
Aries (March 21- April 19): You should probably take it seriously when your professor says to study for this next exam. We all know you “common sensed” your way through the last exam, and look where that got you: academic probation. Taurus (April 20- May 20): That concert you want to go to, you need […]
With the recent (ish) completed construction of the computer lab, it has recently seen some serious action. Our secondary mascot Goldie was spotted swiping right on every single four legged creature on the new hit app Pawmates. TU student Callie Hummel witnessed this mass swiping and was quoted saying, “Goldie is looking really desperate. For […]
The move of Chick-fil-A happening before our very eyes has granted the students of our campus insight into how construction is going. The wall that divides our childlike wonder from witnessing the abilities of these crews will be falling soon. Along with these crews working in the stu- dent union, reports have come in about […]
Concerts galore, parking is never a bore. Tulsa, Oklahoma, a city renowned for its rich cultural heritage and thriving business community, is also known for its unique parking challenges. Whether you’re a resident, visitor or business owner in Tulsa, understanding the city’s parking landscape is essential. In this article, we’ll explore the ins and outs […]
Welcome to Tulsa, where new and exciting experiences await you. Nestled in the heart of Oklahoma, Tulsa stands as a vibrant and culturally rich city that offers an eclectic array of entertainment options for residents and visitors alike. From the performing arts to live music, and culinary adventures to outdoor escapades, Tulsa’s entertainment scene paints […]
Every shooting that claims four or more victims is now coined a mass shooting rather than a shooting. A little over two weeks after yet another mass shooting has occurred, and there is still no motive over why the mass shooter Audrey Hale claimed six lives at an elementary school on April 14. A gunman, […]
This Colombian White is da satire editor. Howdy Doo, it is your new buckaroo Alex Soeder as the satire editor for the ‘23-’24 year of the Collegian. I am so very excited and am full of witty remarks, sarcastic comments and a damn near infinite amount of poppycock to spew for this upcoming year. To […]