Come get your horoscopes! Aries — Aries, this week’s prediction is fortuitous! I will be living in your intestines and…
Valentine’s Day tips, as told by a man who is clearly going through something
Valentine’s Day is so hard to navigate, and in college, it’s a whole new battlefield. We found a heterosexual man…
Top 5 lies all TU University Ambassadors are allowed to tell you
Before University Ambassadors are sent back to the factory for tour reconditioning, here is a list of the best lies…
Hurricane Spotlight: the guy who loudly plays his music on the way to class
Who is this unknowable figure? Why does he inflict outdated Eminem upon the innocent? The ripples of the pandemic still…
Horoscopes
Horoscopes from The Collegian! Aquarius — This week, you will be struck with acute wanderlust—you’re traveling, Aquarius! Your journeys will…
TU’s Starfish system authorizes professors to reward student success with sweet little kisses
The Starfish interface hopes to facilitate student success with the sweetest, warmest, kindest brush of the lips. TU’s recently established…
Traps places around campus to lure the Omnicron variant
With no other avenues to follow, the COVID-19 mitigation efforts of TU are trying any half-sensible idea. As the Omicron…
Hurricane Spotlight: the encounterable supernatural creatures on campus
Honestly, they’re kind of boring with their whole “woe is me, my body has decomposed into the sands of time…
Victim of alleged drink tampering recounts events
The victim expressed frustration with TU’s lack of action in response to the allegations. A petition circulated campus last week…
Petition circulates following alleged drink drugging at Sigma Nu
Earlier this week, junior Gillian McPhail created a petition titled: “Sigma Nu should not be allowed to have parties or…