Come get your horoscopes! Aries — Aries, this week’s prediction is fortuitous! I will be living in your intestines and siphoning your nutrients. Taurus — Misery is on its way for the week, Taurus. A man will make you watch a video called “SJWs Getting Owned Compilation,” and you will have to endure its entire […]
Valentine’s Day is so hard to navigate, and in college, it’s a whole new battlefield. We found a heterosexual man to give it to us straight — how does he celebrate this love-infested holiday, and what does he suggest? “Ugh, my head,” begins our Hurricane Spotlight man, rubbing his eyes. He wakes for the first […]
Before University Ambassadors are sent back to the factory for tour reconditioning, here is a list of the best lies you heard when you toured TU’s campus for the first time. 1. If you want a fast, reliable option for getting around campus, try our Yellow Bike Program. TU’s Yellow Bike Program loans free bicycles […]
Who is this unknowable figure? Why does he inflict outdated Eminem upon the innocent? The ripples of the pandemic still affect everything on campus. Besides the obvious mask policies and the randomly selected testing, COVID-19’s reach manipulates the subtle aspects of TU culture. Club traditions pre-COVID have now been lost, these memories living in the […]
Horoscopes from The Collegian! Aquarius — This week, you will be struck with acute wanderlust—you’re traveling, Aquarius! Your journeys will take you to the corner of a dark, decrepit park: there, the dead grass crunches under your step as the shadows grow longer, sunlight flickering like a windswept flame as you cross under bare trees […]
The Starfish interface hopes to facilitate student success with the sweetest, warmest, kindest brush of the lips. TU’s recently established Starfish interface seeks to bolster student success and cultivate productive interactions between students, faculty and staff. This faculty-driven system acts as an intermediary between student and professor, allowing the professor to send academic feedback for […]
With no other avenues to follow, the COVID-19 mitigation efforts of TU are trying any half-sensible idea. As the Omicron variant ravages the state of Oklahoma, The University of Tulsa’s Division of Risk Management hopes to thwart any potential danger to the student body. Safety measures have been put into place: sending weekly emails about […]
Honestly, they’re kind of boring with their whole “woe is me, my body has decomposed into the sands of time wah wah” nonsense. October welcomes us with a flushed, haphazardous greeting. Around campus, students must contend with the frequent tour groups guiding prospective students as well as the scheduled rise of ghost sightings of the […]
The victim expressed frustration with TU’s lack of action in response to the allegations. A petition circulated campus last week pleading for TU to act against fraternity Sigma Nu following allegations that they had been tampering with drinks at their party on Sept. 25. So far, only one victim has reported their drink being tampered […]
Earlier this week, junior Gillian McPhail created a petition titled: “Sigma Nu should not be allowed to have parties or other Greek functions.” Within the first day of its creation, the petition amassed over 400 signatures; 470 people have signed as of publishing. In its description, the petition explains that on Sept. 25, Sigma Nu […]
