Justin Guglielmetti is the Bleacher Creature, with Brennen Gray as the Feature Creature. Big Sexy Hey gang, we’re back. I’m…
Targeted ads single out singles, damage self-esteem
Russians send targeted ads to prey on this under-reproducing population. Targeted ads really suck, man. I have never bought even…
Professional sports crystal ball, September edition
Student writers Andrew Noland and Chris Lierly, Sports Editor Brennen Gray and Editor-in-Chief Justin Guglielmetti give their predictions for the…
Quiz: how much debt you gonna have?
A 100-percent accurate calculation for how deep of a hole you are digging. Where did you sleep? 1. Lol, sleep?…
“Crazy Poor College Students” to hit theaters next week
The most undercasted demographic will hit Hollywood next week. Despite being a hardworking and attractive group, college students routinely fail…
TU Theater Department brings Sam Shepard to life
A double feature of one-act plays by prolific playwright Sam Shepard was something new and enjoyable. A tragic love story…
Editor-in-Chief Guglielmetti wants pictures of the Spider-man
The newly hired leader of The Collegian threatens to fire his writers if images of a certain superhero aren’t on…
Tech CEOs compete to send Trump to space
The American people are ready to relive the ‘60’s arms race, with Bezos and Musk squabbling to launch the president…
Heller Theatre puts on triple feature
The Nightingale Theater hosted three plays from local playwrights, with mixed results. Local theatre fans have something to cheer about…
Which tech CEO looks most like this piece of bread?
An objective report on the breadiness of each major tech CEO. 10. Coming in last place is Safra Catz, CEO…
