Sam A. Miller (AKA Sam O’Nella Academy) proves a skilled satirist in this debut of sci-fi short stories If you…
Man… another article?
Who even reads these anymore? Damn it. DAMN IT! I was having such a chill Friday night. I spent all…
Horoscopes
In lieu of Friday the 13th, this week’s fortunes take a terrifying turn — what murderous monster comes your way?…
TU’s Board of Trustees reveals new president will have skin, teeth
Historic statement marks most information ever disclosed at once on presidential search. In a shocking press release this Friday, the…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): The lunar cycle aligns with Saturn’s orbit. Try new things and push your comfort zone this…
Get to know a club: R.A.T.S
The Robotics Association of TU Students is looking for new members to work on current projects or start their own.…
SGA election results are in
President and VP-elects intend to focus on increasing senate efficiency with optimism about their fellow executives. After voting took place…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): Orion’s belt dips ever to the West, putting you in your masculine energy…. or am I…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): Yeah, yeah, my job is so easy, right? Well I don’t care, I still don’t want…
SGA’s annual sheep throwing competition cancelled
Due to pressure from animal rights groups, the student body president will be chosen via election this year. Since the…