Behold! He is returned. The trumpets hath sounded! Tulsa, OK—We’ve experienced some hectic weather these past couple of weeks, from…
Brad Carson breaks Guinness World Record for most stripes on suit
What world records will TU president Brad Carson seek next? What do students think? It is no secret that University…
Trust me, I love Jeff Bezos
To all future employers: please read this instead of my resume. As the satire editor for the Collegian, I have…
Weekly Horoscopes: A Pizza-Advice
In the spirit of TU’s attempt to break the Guinness World Record for largest pizza party, this week’s horoscopes are…
New Year, New TYou!
TU releases their much anticipated yearly budget breakdown. Finally! The yearly budget breakdown has been released from the cold, dead…
Weekly Horoscopes: Mars is finally in the fifth retrograde of the Aquarius Moon house!
Aquarius: Eat your vegetables this week. Don’t answer the phone. Embrace questionable fashion trends like denim on denim, socks with…
Taylor Swift sucks and is overrated, but Arby’s rock
Does Arby’s have the meats? Myranda refused to title the article so I did it for her It’s 10 p.m.…
Horoscopes 11/7/2022 – 11/13/2022
The lunar eclipse in Taurus means big changes are coming. This week on November 8th there is a lunar eclipse…
Tulsa Police Department celebrates first prevented crime in its history
By preventing its first crime ever, can the TPD gain itself some much-needed positive press in the wake of a…