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Weekly Horoscopes: Mars is finally in the fifth retrograde of the Aquarius Moon house!
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Weekly Horoscopes: Mars is finally in the fifth retrograde of the Aquarius Moon house!

on 16 January 202315 January 2023

Aquarius: Eat your vegetables this week. Don’t answer the phone. Embrace questionable fashion trends like denim on denim, socks with…

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Do online trainings prevent sexual assault?
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Do online trainings prevent sexual assault?

on 14 November 2022
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Taylor Swift sucks and is overrated, but Arby’s rock
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Taylor Swift sucks and is overrated, but Arby’s rock

on 14 November 2022

Does Arby’s have the meats? Myranda refused to title the article so I did it for her It’s 10 p.m.…

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Horoscopes 11/7/2022 – 11/13/2022
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Horoscopes 11/7/2022 – 11/13/2022

on 7 November 2022

The lunar eclipse in Taurus means big changes are coming. This week on November 8th there is a lunar eclipse…

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Tulsa Police Department celebrates first prevented crime in its history
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Tulsa Police Department celebrates first prevented crime in its history

on 7 November 2022

By preventing its first crime ever, can the TPD gain itself some much-needed positive press in the wake of a…

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Is James Corden the DNC frontrunner for the 2024 presidential election?
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Is James Corden the DNC frontrunner for the 2024 presidential election?

on 7 November 2022

James Corden and other possible Democratic presidential candidates for 2024. With the midterms happening tomorrow I thought — as the…

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Is TU’s next mascot on the way?
This is one way to get people to attend homecoming events. graphic by Kyle Garrison
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Is TU’s next mascot on the way?

on 31 October 202231 October 2022

In search of a new mascot, TU burns effigy of Captain Cane After deciding to replace Captain Cane, Brad Carson…

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The Abortion Question: Point/Counterpoint
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The Abortion Question: Point/Counterpoint

on 31 October 202231 October 2022

The kingly duo that rules The Collegian, the political science department, and US West apartments turn their attention toward America’s…

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“Unplanned 2: The Empire Strikes Back” set to begin filming  in Broken Arrow
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“Unplanned 2: The Empire Strikes Back” set to begin filming in Broken Arrow

on 17 October 2022

Unplanned sequel explores post-Roe world. How will Planned Parenthood respond? Can the Pro-Life Rebellion defeat them? This film stars Chris…

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Um Actually: Kyle the political science major will be the judge of whether you know politics.
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Um Actually: Kyle the political science major will be the judge of whether you know politics.

on 17 October 2022

I have compiled a list of some possible solutions for low turnout rates amongst younger voters Some political theorists have…

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