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Aries (March 21-April 19): On behalf of all of those who interact with you, thank you for recognizing your narcissism.…
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I go to TU, of course I talk about missing community college all the time even though I begged on…
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After a two-month hiatus and the emergence and dissipation of holiday cheer, The Collegian has returned along with The Weekly…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Ram your way back into therapy this week, please. While you were away from your therapist…
TU edges students and prioritizes Starship robot safety
Students experienced a roller coaster of emotions Sunday evening into Monday morning as TU gaslit students into thinking they would…
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Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): Strong chance of nuclear war tomorrow, so take action and build a bunker tonight…
TU Buys the Numbers
A cold Friday night. Thousands of TU students, parents and fans are living it up and pretending that tomorrow’s disappointment…
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For the last time this semester, welcome back to The Weekly Yak. It’s going to be a tough few weeks,…
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Aries (March 21- April 19): Finals are gearing up and around the corner. Instead of going home and drinking your…