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To all future employers: please read this instead of my resume. As the satire editor for the Collegian, I have…
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In the spirit of TU’s attempt to break the Guinness World Record for largest pizza party, this week’s horoscopes are…
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TU releases their much anticipated yearly budget breakdown. Finally! The yearly budget breakdown has been released from the cold, dead…
Weekly Horoscopes: Mars is finally in the fifth retrograde of the Aquarius Moon house!
Aquarius: Eat your vegetables this week. Don’t answer the phone. Embrace questionable fashion trends like denim on denim, socks with…
Horoscopes 11/7/2022 – 11/13/2022
The lunar eclipse in Taurus means big changes are coming. This week on November 8th there is a lunar eclipse…
Tulsa Police Department celebrates first prevented crime in its history
By preventing its first crime ever, can the TPD gain itself some much-needed positive press in the wake of a…
Is James Corden the DNC frontrunner for the 2024 presidential election?
James Corden and other possible Democratic presidential candidates for 2024. With the midterms happening tomorrow I thought — as the…