We were in class via Collaborate. The subject was history, but it might as well have been chemistry! You’ve talked…
Ted Cruz desperate for friends, rebrands for Gen Z
It’s no secret that Texas Senator Ted Cruz is a very unpopular man. In the wake of the attempted coup…
Heartwarming: frat house tries to learn feminist theory
Last semester, frat house Alpha Smegma Chi found itself fighting controversy after all of their pledges tested positive for COVID-19.…
Goldie trained to detect COVID
With the winter season in tow, the University of Tulsa continues its hypervigilance in catching and preventing the spread of…
Gimp suit sales on the rise after CDC advice for COVID-safe sex
It’s hardly a secret that the coronavirus has seriously hurt any chances of a healthy sex life for single people.…
Voter Disenfranchisement: Reps vs. Dems
Many people believe that their vote doesn’t matter. “They’re right of course,” said Sara Serrano, very hip TU republican. “The…
Local grocery chain forced to sell
For all of those foreign to the great state of Oklahoma and the immaculate seat of the gods known as…
Doctors worry Trump may have infected Biden during the debate, point to hot makeout session as source.
Everyone who sat through the first presidential debate last Tuesday can agree that tensions between the candidates were incredibly high.…
Who’s that new student on campus?
We all know that the University of Tulsa’s budget leaves much to be desired. The major well of wealth for…
The Game is afoot at TU, and the stakes are high!
“Levit, lead pipe, Lorton.” “Which Lorton?” “Uhh, Lorton Hall.” “Oh please. Cease your endless nattering and look at this.” A…