The State-Run Media

Due to health concerns and a lettuce foot fungus incident, TU closes almost all its restaurants. Last week, a photo…

Woman dumps boyfriend after he kills her house plants. A man named Travis of Monterey, California came to our offices…

I’m far too talented to be treated like this. This is absolutely ridiculous. I’ve been sitting in this coffee shop…

Local woman becomes a ghost to “ghost” her wife. Last Monday, history was made. Scientists have finally proved that ghosts…

Despite multiple search parties, campus security have yet to free the student from building. TU engineer Sarah N. Dipity wandered…

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A TU senior is in critical condition after a freshman refuses to listen to their advice about college. A University…

TU is in dire straits without a steady flow of oil money. Wall Street was the most silent it has…

Now that Trump’s no longer a threat, Democrats have dropped their investigation into him. In a shocking turn of events,…

Concerned for the disappearance of the arts, professors have come up with a new degree program to ensure its survival.…