After three weeks of appreciation, the legitimacy of the prestigious new TU exhibit comes into question. After the Alexander Hogue…
TU proposes MRS degree
Exciting new opportunities arise for female TU students who are sick of their overly-academic studies. Ladies! Have you had a…
Hand wavin’ heathen handcuffed
Foreign trucker breaks longstanding Oklahoma tradition and awaits trial. Rudy “Chad” McRoadhog, a trucker from Ohio, passed through Oklahoma last…
The definitive list of best United States presidents
The hard truth about our country’s greatest historical figures. To spice things here in the dying industry of newspaper print,…
Letter from the propagandist
My lovely future constituents, Last week, I needed to blow my nose, so I picked up my first newspaper in…
Proposal: #DontKneedU
A counter-protest has formed in response to football players kneeling during the national anthem. In our current state of affairs,…
Freshmen aren’t the only ones that black out on campus
Three conspiracy theories on why the campus lights didn’t turn on. Last week, The University of Tulsa experienced a blackout…
Where have all the cats gone?
Campus cats mysteriously vanish around Collins Hall. We might be nearing the end of spooky season, but don’t get too…
Earth goes emo
The world is dying, but is it just a phase? Earth’s first step toward embracing its inner darkness was dyeing…
The Purge, Jesus edition
A controversial new doctrine pronounced by Pope Francis goes into effect starting next year. It is 2018, y’all, and our…