The hard truth about our country’s greatest historical figures. To spice things here in the dying industry of newspaper print,…
Letter from the propagandist
My lovely future constituents, Last week, I needed to blow my nose, so I picked up my first newspaper in…
Proposal: #DontKneedU
A counter-protest has formed in response to football players kneeling during the national anthem. In our current state of affairs,…
Freshmen aren’t the only ones that black out on campus
Three conspiracy theories on why the campus lights didn’t turn on. Last week, The University of Tulsa experienced a blackout…
Where have all the cats gone?
Campus cats mysteriously vanish around Collins Hall. We might be nearing the end of spooky season, but don’t get too…
Earth goes emo
The world is dying, but is it just a phase? Earth’s first step toward embracing its inner darkness was dyeing…
The Purge, Jesus edition
A controversial new doctrine pronounced by Pope Francis goes into effect starting next year. It is 2018, y’all, and our…
Highlight reel from the VP’s visit to ORU
Mike Pence came to Tulsa to support Kevin Stitt and faced consequences from Oral Roberts himself With the 2018 midterm…
Alcohol for every occasion
A comprehensive list of situations and their libations. College students have long asked the question, “How will I get drunk…
The spookiest haunted house on campus
Skip Tulsa’s highly commercialized haunted house scene and experience true terror right here at TU. Psycho Path? Nah. The Hex…